Useless People Should Never Exist

Tanjung Priok bullcrap! Polisi dan warga bentrok gara2 sepetak tanah orang mati. Guobloookkk!! Yang udah dikubur aja tenang-tenang aja kagak ribut dr kuburan, eh ini yang idup malah nyari mati smua. Sebenernya sih gw hepi2 aja, liatin orang2 yg otaknya segede kutu pada mati tanpa tujuan yang jelas. Wajar lah yah, orang-orang yg bisanya cumen menerangkapkan kedua belah tangannya buat menyembah minta duit daripada dipakai buat kerja keras.

Tp yg bikin gw keki, beberapa orang brengsek memanfaatkan situasi buat ngerampok orang dan RASIS! Gw denger, ada chinese-indonesian disetopin, mobil fortuner-nya dibakar dan basically dijambret handphone dan dompetnya. Untungnya sih gak dibunuh. Lebih brengseknya, wartawan yang ngeliput cumen diem doang, malah moto-moto dan videoin. Terus gak di publish, karna TAKUT sama pemerintah. Otak udang dan Pengecut! Lengkap lah negara Indonesia raya ini.

Udah keletan banget orang2 gak waras ini menggunakan kesempatan dalam kesempitan. Semoga mereka mati ketembak. Lagi-lagi ngingetin gw ama kejadian 98, orang-orang pribumi yang hatinya lebih hitam daripada iblis dan gak pernah diadili. SEMOGA MEREKA MATI SENGSARA dan SELAMA-LAMANYA TERBAKAR DI NERAKA!

I am so fucking pissed of again with this rotten country. Honestly, MORONS have more brain than these people. They don't have BRAINS, they have SHITS in their head. INDONESIANS ARE STUPID AS HELL!

Supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmotha...

Today was a so-so day. Woke up at 6, skipped breakfast, straight to morning briefing, spotted an error, skipped lunch, went to a meeting in central city, went back to studio, replied emails & phone calls, and straight to dinner. Until the time to come home, an impotent idiot just made my *effing day.

I drove by myself (because of saving, refuse personal driver) with my awesome car. I was turning left on the corner, when a satanic motorcyclist on the other lane widely turned right to the front of my car. Startled, I instantly honked long. That drop-dead-arsehole managed to maneuvered left avoid hitting my car. Rather than apologizing, that mother **effer honked me back! Thank goodness my window was wide open (was rather enjoying the polluted breezy Jakarta air)! So I barked at that shitty-son-of-a-biatch, "If you wanna DIE, then DIE ALONE, effer!! Don't effing scratch my CAR!!". Then that creep ran away.

Here I wanna say to the anus-lickers who drive trash motorcycle recklessly: NEWSFLASH dungface! That shitty-cycle will send you to hell quickly, if you keep driving like a tweet-maniac. It's okay if you die alone, nobody will care. But the fact is you always bring other people down with you, YOU egoistic effer! If you hit my car and I have a chance to run away, I will leave you behind to die!! I swear on my GRANDMA'S GRAVE!

Hari ini yang seharusnya biasa, lagi-lagi bikin gw down gara2 satu primata kampungan yang naek motor sampah en nyetir ala tarzan. Kalo udah kecelakaan pasti nyusahin orang. Duh, gw makin tergoda untuk ikut memuja the devil, biar gw bisa jual tuh nyawa mereka ke iblis, sukur2 dibakar ke nerakaaaa! Kasian tetangga sebelah gw, lagi ngedengerin gw sumpah serampah pas curhat di telpon sama ***BFF gw. Kasian juga kamu BFF, mendengar sumpah serapah gw di telpon, kupingmu sampai panas ya? Poor poor people, listening to my not-so-quiet-screaming, "I HATE THIS CURSED COUNTRY TO MY VEINS AND BONES! I HATE THE PEOPLE MOSTLY WHO ONLY HAVE IQ-50! I HATE I WAS BORN HERE".

I got emotional, and why the hell can't I? Not only my birthplace is the largest archipelago country (according to wikipedia), but also the largest morons of human race (according to my observation). If you have watched a movie called Idiocracy (starring Luke Wilson), then you'll know what I'm talking about.

Then it got me thinking, I don't really hate Indo. Actually I'm more frustrated with their thinking and way of life. Indo society claimed they are open-minded and looking forward for progress. When the fact that most of them are lazy, complain all the time, and don't want to learn anything. Not trying to dicriminate, but Chinese and Indias are well-known for their work ethics all over the world. They're hard working and always strives to be the best. Most of Indo-Chinese and Indo-India, also have the same work ethics, but the natives don't. Instead of learning THAT way of life, they begin to hate and discriminate the other races: because Indo-Chinese and India are more succesful, in terms of power and money, than the natives. Sadly, racism is still exist in Jakarta, even though sometimes not so obvious, but you can always tell.

Heart wrenching as it is to me, my heart has been broken by Jakarta & Indonesia so many times and I lost all hope to even love this land anymore. It is sad, when you see your birthplace is such a mess and no hero is here to help out. So, tomorrow I will wake up again, and try to do my best to laugh & enjoy every moment.

PS: Do you know how many names I called for that one supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmothafucka that made my day?

*effing: f*cking
**effer: f*cker
***BFF: Best Friend Forever

Justice is Crying

Whatever religions or political party, extremists should just burn in hell, especially FPI (Fugly Pinhead Indonesians). Always have the most idiotic ideas for goverment laws. Lip-locking in public will cost in jail? Women cannot wear shorts or tanktops? And now, pre-wedding photos are not allowed. WTF? People are trying to make a living out of a decent job and they're trying to stop them. This is my theory, these douchebags cannot afford nice photos and have to make others miserable. Big green envy all over their retard faces!! MENTALS!!

Also when I read the newspaper about a video phone caught a couple of lovers making out and having sex. The couple in the video were beat up by the villagers, and after the police took the couple to jail. I see nothing wrong for people making love to their partner or spouse in a close room (not talking about infidelity, that I hate). Isn't it so much better than people killing each other? How about the person who trespassed, violate people's privacy and share that video to others? He got praised and still live in that village.

I'm just saying, isn't it about time that we worry about ourselves? Do you have so much time being nosy about others? Why not take that time and do your work and improve your life instead? Indonesians tried so hard to convince other country that they are actually smart, while the fact said otherwise.

Btw, pas gw nyetir pulang nih, tiba-tiba di deket taman perumahan gw ada mbak-mbak gelap-gelapan di bawah pohon ama mas-mas dan motornya yg jelek. Langsung gw jijai bajai cepet2 nge-gas pergi. Iyuh banget deh, kayak gak ada tempat laen buat nangkring. Warung kek, Kafe kek. Dasar orang-orang gak bermodal!

There was a time when I look forward when Indonesia will make me proud...but I think I lost hope a long time ago.

What's up with Indos?

This is an old story. Happened about a couple years ago. I went to dinner with couple of my mates. Told them a story about my struggle to adapt in Jakarta. Funny, it only took me a week to adapt in Auckland, ten days in Phoenix. But it took me almost two years to adapt back in my home city. It's sad really, but I have to admit, here in Jakarta is a downgrade. You can't expect to get used to Flinstone-ville after you had a taste in Jetson's era.

Then another thing about your gender status. For example, it takes me three times harder to gain respect from my clients, since they see me as another wife-to-be instead of independent career-oriented woman. If I told who my father is, then they'll take notice. I hardly use that anyway, cause then I'll be to dependent on him.

Another case, like low-class workers, it's not that I want to be racist, but you see, there's a huge gap between social status in Jakarta. I tried to respect the poor people. The thing is, they have no education and no manner. My parents taught me to stay quiet or ignore, because I'm a female and it's pretty dangerous if I pick a fight. But I had so much anger build up inside, then one day I decided to teach them a lesson.

I went for a lunch, and I saw "those" people gathered in front of my office. They were the construction workers near my office. I walked as fast as I could, wished that they wouldn't notice. Wishful thinking, they did notice. But I still managed to gather my patient and ignored them. Kept repeating to myself, "Not worthy, not worthy...". After working hours, I tried to find alternative way to my parking lot. But it was just a bad day for me and I met them. They verbally assaulted me, then I snapped.

Now....I'm a pretty mellow lady, but an old mate told me if something pisses me off it'd be scary, like the beginning of WW part III.
Completely ignored the fact that there were more than 8 native Indonesian men, I screamed the most ill-mannered words (this translation is more polite than actual event), "I know your mother never educate you with manners. But maybe you should eat more pork to make you smarter, rather than f*cking goat in your bed!". (FYI: Muslims don't eat pork)/ They were stunned but then again I managed to shut them up.

Like I said, I didn't mean to be racist but these people didn't respect me, so I refused to respect them. I had to put up this kind of harassment for years. I usually just went home and cried in my room, frustrated. But this time I had enough, I will fight 'till death if I need to, bring at least 3 to 5 people to hell with me.

I know, it sounded horrible, and I'm sorry if I offend any of my Muslim friends. You guys are different though, you guys value me dearly, so I value you the same. Like this saying, treat people like you want to be treated, and simple enough for me, an eye for an eye.

Things I Hate about Jakarta #1

PENGENDARA MOTOR! Gak bermasalah dengan pengendara yang bertanggung jawab dan berhati-hati, tapi kenyataannya 99% pengendara motor di Jakarta bertingkah seperti primata yang gak pernah disekolahin. Jelas-jelas motor itu diciptakan maksimum untuk 2 pengendara, tapi bisa-bisanya dipakai untuk 3-5 orang. Matanya udah jereng kali sampai gak bisa bedain antara Toyota Kijang dan Motor. Mangkanya, kata mama banyak-banyak makan wortel biar sehat dan tidak BUTA!

Lalu belum lagi gaya "berani mati" mereka, yang tiba-tiba suka manouver sembarang sampai nyaris ketabrak kendaraan besar. Setelah itu, bukannya lebih berhati-hati karena berhasil melewati maut, malah bertingkah semakin menjadi-jadi. Akhirnya, kalau sudah kecelakaan malah menyalahkan kendaraan besarnya. Mending kalau matinya sendirian, tapi ini malah merusak kendaraan yang lain dan bikin macet. Matipun masih nyusahin orang lain, ck!

Tapi yang paling dibenci sejuta umat oleh gw, adalah pengendara motor yang suka balap liar. Masyarakaaat!! Motor udah jelek kayak kaleng begitu aja pakai dimodif-modif. Sama aja kayak make-up-in kambing biar cantik, tetep aja kambing. Udah gitu, suaranya juga gak enak didenger, ngang nging ngung, kayak nyamuk. Udah kurang kerjaan banget, mendingan lenyap aja dr permukaan bumi, gak ada yg kangenin kok.

Hey jeqs, kalau memang bermodal main balap, beli dong Ducati atau BMW, superbike deh jangan supersuck! Yang kayak gorengan begitu malah dibanggain. Mending dijual buat beli mobil! Cewe cantik kan cumen mau naik mobil biar kulitnya gak kotor. Lah kalau modal loe motor dangdut, jelas aja dapetnya model pembantu kulit hitam dan suster ngesot. Jadi, tolong deh tanggalkan imajinasi loe yang merasa diliatin cewe kece saat lo berisik di daerah perumahannya. Ada juga elo lagi dikutuk jadi batu dan disumpahin biar jatuh terguling-guling.

Yah gw berharap semoga 99% pengendara-pengendara ini bakal dikasih extra kemampuan otak untuk sadar diri, bahwa kenyataannya mereka tuh suka ngerepotin dan disebelin sama orang lain.

True Story: Setelah lembur kerja sampai jam 130 pagi, baru 30 menit dalam trance mimpi, dibangunin sama sekelompok motor barbar yang gak tau diri dan sebagainya. Sekarang jam 340 pagi, mereka baru lenyap setelah polisi-polisi gendut dan lambat itu datang menggiring mereka pergi ke neraka (berharap dengan segenap hati). Tapi tanpa kejadian ini, blog ini tidak mungkin terlahir.

Update terus sampai Jakarta dan Indonesia menjadi tempat yang lebih baik. Peace and Out!

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MORONcyclist aka. motorcyclist! It's a two riders transportation, yet they use it for 3-5 people. Unlike cars, motorcycles don't have outside shell protection, yet they drive as if they can't die. But what I hate the most, those junks street raced in home areas at 2 AM. Definitely 1st class dimwit assholes.