Supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmotha...

Today was a so-so day. Woke up at 6, skipped breakfast, straight to morning briefing, spotted an error, skipped lunch, went to a meeting in central city, went back to studio, replied emails & phone calls, and straight to dinner. Until the time to come home, an impotent idiot just made my *effing day.

I drove by myself (because of saving, refuse personal driver) with my awesome car. I was turning left on the corner, when a satanic motorcyclist on the other lane widely turned right to the front of my car. Startled, I instantly honked long. That drop-dead-arsehole managed to maneuvered left avoid hitting my car. Rather than apologizing, that mother **effer honked me back! Thank goodness my window was wide open (was rather enjoying the polluted breezy Jakarta air)! So I barked at that shitty-son-of-a-biatch, "If you wanna DIE, then DIE ALONE, effer!! Don't effing scratch my CAR!!". Then that creep ran away.

Here I wanna say to the anus-lickers who drive trash motorcycle recklessly: NEWSFLASH dungface! That shitty-cycle will send you to hell quickly, if you keep driving like a tweet-maniac. It's okay if you die alone, nobody will care. But the fact is you always bring other people down with you, YOU egoistic effer! If you hit my car and I have a chance to run away, I will leave you behind to die!! I swear on my GRANDMA'S GRAVE!

Hari ini yang seharusnya biasa, lagi-lagi bikin gw down gara2 satu primata kampungan yang naek motor sampah en nyetir ala tarzan. Kalo udah kecelakaan pasti nyusahin orang. Duh, gw makin tergoda untuk ikut memuja the devil, biar gw bisa jual tuh nyawa mereka ke iblis, sukur2 dibakar ke nerakaaaa! Kasian tetangga sebelah gw, lagi ngedengerin gw sumpah serampah pas curhat di telpon sama ***BFF gw. Kasian juga kamu BFF, mendengar sumpah serapah gw di telpon, kupingmu sampai panas ya? Poor poor people, listening to my not-so-quiet-screaming, "I HATE THIS CURSED COUNTRY TO MY VEINS AND BONES! I HATE THE PEOPLE MOSTLY WHO ONLY HAVE IQ-50! I HATE I WAS BORN HERE".

I got emotional, and why the hell can't I? Not only my birthplace is the largest archipelago country (according to wikipedia), but also the largest morons of human race (according to my observation). If you have watched a movie called Idiocracy (starring Luke Wilson), then you'll know what I'm talking about.

Then it got me thinking, I don't really hate Indo. Actually I'm more frustrated with their thinking and way of life. Indo society claimed they are open-minded and looking forward for progress. When the fact that most of them are lazy, complain all the time, and don't want to learn anything. Not trying to dicriminate, but Chinese and Indias are well-known for their work ethics all over the world. They're hard working and always strives to be the best. Most of Indo-Chinese and Indo-India, also have the same work ethics, but the natives don't. Instead of learning THAT way of life, they begin to hate and discriminate the other races: because Indo-Chinese and India are more succesful, in terms of power and money, than the natives. Sadly, racism is still exist in Jakarta, even though sometimes not so obvious, but you can always tell.

Heart wrenching as it is to me, my heart has been broken by Jakarta & Indonesia so many times and I lost all hope to even love this land anymore. It is sad, when you see your birthplace is such a mess and no hero is here to help out. So, tomorrow I will wake up again, and try to do my best to laugh & enjoy every moment.

PS: Do you know how many names I called for that one supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmothafucka that made my day?

*effing: f*cking
**effer: f*cker
***BFF: Best Friend Forever

Justice is Crying

Whatever religions or political party, extremists should just burn in hell, especially FPI (Fugly Pinhead Indonesians). Always have the most idiotic ideas for goverment laws. Lip-locking in public will cost in jail? Women cannot wear shorts or tanktops? And now, pre-wedding photos are not allowed. WTF? People are trying to make a living out of a decent job and they're trying to stop them. This is my theory, these douchebags cannot afford nice photos and have to make others miserable. Big green envy all over their retard faces!! MENTALS!!

Also when I read the newspaper about a video phone caught a couple of lovers making out and having sex. The couple in the video were beat up by the villagers, and after the police took the couple to jail. I see nothing wrong for people making love to their partner or spouse in a close room (not talking about infidelity, that I hate). Isn't it so much better than people killing each other? How about the person who trespassed, violate people's privacy and share that video to others? He got praised and still live in that village.

I'm just saying, isn't it about time that we worry about ourselves? Do you have so much time being nosy about others? Why not take that time and do your work and improve your life instead? Indonesians tried so hard to convince other country that they are actually smart, while the fact said otherwise.

Btw, pas gw nyetir pulang nih, tiba-tiba di deket taman perumahan gw ada mbak-mbak gelap-gelapan di bawah pohon ama mas-mas dan motornya yg jelek. Langsung gw jijai bajai cepet2 nge-gas pergi. Iyuh banget deh, kayak gak ada tempat laen buat nangkring. Warung kek, Kafe kek. Dasar orang-orang gak bermodal!

There was a time when I look forward when Indonesia will make me proud...but I think I lost hope a long time ago.