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Apr 16, 2010

Useless People Should Never Exist

Tanjung Priok bullcrap! Polisi dan warga bentrok gara2 sepetak tanah orang mati. Guobloookkk!! Yang udah dikubur aja tenang-tenang aja kagak ribut dr kuburan, eh ini yang idup malah nyari mati smua. Sebenernya sih gw hepi2 aja, liatin orang2 yg otaknya segede kutu pada mati tanpa tujuan yang jelas. Wajar lah yah, orang-orang yg bisanya cumen menerangkapkan kedua belah tangannya buat menyembah minta duit daripada dipakai buat kerja keras.

Tp yg bikin gw keki, beberapa orang brengsek memanfaatkan situasi buat ngerampok orang dan RASIS! Gw denger, ada chinese-indonesian disetopin, mobil fortuner-nya dibakar dan basically dijambret handphone dan dompetnya. Untungnya sih gak dibunuh. Lebih brengseknya, wartawan yang ngeliput cumen diem doang, malah moto-moto dan videoin. Terus gak di publish, karna TAKUT sama pemerintah. Otak udang dan Pengecut! Lengkap lah negara Indonesia raya ini.

Udah keletan banget orang2 gak waras ini menggunakan kesempatan dalam kesempitan. Semoga mereka mati ketembak. Lagi-lagi ngingetin gw ama kejadian 98, orang-orang pribumi yang hatinya lebih hitam daripada iblis dan gak pernah diadili. SEMOGA MEREKA MATI SENGSARA dan SELAMA-LAMANYA TERBAKAR DI NERAKA!

I am so fucking pissed of again with this rotten country. Honestly, MORONS have more brain than these people. They don't have BRAINS, they have SHITS in their head. INDONESIANS ARE STUPID AS HELL!

Feb 11, 2010

Supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmotha...

Today was a so-so day. Woke up at 6, skipped breakfast, straight to morning briefing, spotted an error, skipped lunch, went to a meeting in central city, went back to studio, replied emails & phone calls, and straight to dinner. Until the time to come home, an impotent idiot just made my *effing day.

I drove by myself (because of saving, refuse personal driver) with my awesome car. I was turning left on the corner, when a satanic motorcyclist on the other lane widely turned right to the front of my car. Startled, I instantly honked long. That drop-dead-arsehole managed to maneuvered left avoid hitting my car. Rather than apologizing, that mother **effer honked me back! Thank goodness my window was wide open (was rather enjoying the polluted breezy Jakarta air)! So I barked at that shitty-son-of-a-biatch, "If you wanna DIE, then DIE ALONE, effer!! Don't effing scratch my CAR!!". Then that creep ran away.

Here I wanna say to the anus-lickers who drive trash motorcycle recklessly: NEWSFLASH dungface! That shitty-cycle will send you to hell quickly, if you keep driving like a tweet-maniac. It's okay if you die alone, nobody will care. But the fact is you always bring other people down with you, YOU egoistic effer! If you hit my car and I have a chance to run away, I will leave you behind to die!! I swear on my GRANDMA'S GRAVE!

Hari ini yang seharusnya biasa, lagi-lagi bikin gw down gara2 satu primata kampungan yang naek motor sampah en nyetir ala tarzan. Kalo udah kecelakaan pasti nyusahin orang. Duh, gw makin tergoda untuk ikut memuja the devil, biar gw bisa jual tuh nyawa mereka ke iblis, sukur2 dibakar ke nerakaaaa! Kasian tetangga sebelah gw, lagi ngedengerin gw sumpah serampah pas curhat di telpon sama ***BFF gw. Kasian juga kamu BFF, mendengar sumpah serapah gw di telpon, kupingmu sampai panas ya? Poor poor people, listening to my not-so-quiet-screaming, "I HATE THIS CURSED COUNTRY TO MY VEINS AND BONES! I HATE THE PEOPLE MOSTLY WHO ONLY HAVE IQ-50! I HATE I WAS BORN HERE".

I got emotional, and why the hell can't I? Not only my birthplace is the largest archipelago country (according to wikipedia), but also the largest morons of human race (according to my observation). If you have watched a movie called Idiocracy (starring Luke Wilson), then you'll know what I'm talking about.

Then it got me thinking, I don't really hate Indo. Actually I'm more frustrated with their thinking and way of life. Indo society claimed they are open-minded and looking forward for progress. When the fact that most of them are lazy, complain all the time, and don't want to learn anything. Not trying to dicriminate, but Chinese and Indias are well-known for their work ethics all over the world. They're hard working and always strives to be the best. Most of Indo-Chinese and Indo-India, also have the same work ethics, but the natives don't. Instead of learning THAT way of life, they begin to hate and discriminate the other races: because Indo-Chinese and India are more succesful, in terms of power and money, than the natives. Sadly, racism is still exist in Jakarta, even though sometimes not so obvious, but you can always tell.

Heart wrenching as it is to me, my heart has been broken by Jakarta & Indonesia so many times and I lost all hope to even love this land anymore. It is sad, when you see your birthplace is such a mess and no hero is here to help out. So, tomorrow I will wake up again, and try to do my best to laugh & enjoy every moment.

PS: Do you know how many names I called for that one supercrazyimbecileidiotmoronicridiculousmothafucka that made my day?

*effing: f*cking
**effer: f*cker
***BFF: Best Friend Forever